Ozy language survival kit : [part 2]

Rural australian computer terminology

log on > adding wood to make the barbie hotter log off > not adding any more wood to the barbie download > getting the firewood off the ute hard drive > making the trip back home without any coldies keyboard > where you hang the ute keys screen > what you shut in the mozzie season byte > what mozzies do megabyte > what queensland mozzies do chip > a bar snack microchip > what’s left in the bag after you’ve eaten the chips modem > what you did to the lawns software > plastic knives and forks you get at red rooster hardware > stainless steel knives and forks from k-mart search engine > what you do when the ute won’t go cursor > what you say when the ute won’t go yahoo > what you say when the ute does go server > the person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch mail server > the bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch network > what you do when you need to repair the fishing net internet > where you want the fish to go netscape > what the fish do when they discover the hole in the net online > where you hang the washing