mardi 12 septembre 2006

Ozy language survival kit : [part 2]

Rural australian computer terminology

log on>adding wood to make the barbie hotter
log off>not adding any more wood to the barbie
download>getting the firewood off the ute
hard drive>making the trip back home without any coldies
keyboard>where you hang the ute keys
screen>what you shut in the mozzie season
byte>what mozzies do
megabyte>what queensland mozzies do
chip>a bar snack
microchip>what’s left in the bag after you’ve eaten the chips
modem>what you did to the lawns
software>plastic knives and forks you get at red rooster
hardware>stainless steel knives and forks from k-mart
search engine>what you do when the ute won’t go
cursor>what you say when the ute won’t go
yahoo>what you say when the ute does go
server>the person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
mail server>the bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
network>what you do when you need to repair the fishing net
internet>where you want the fish to go
netscape>what the fish do when they discover the hole in the net
online>where you hang the washing

5 commentaires:

Anonyme a dit…

Morte de rire! ou est ce que tu as deniche ca?

Anonyme a dit…

Excellent comme langage ! :)) D'ailleurs, penses-tu qu'être compétent en programmation / réparation ordis / etc... peut être un plus pour venir en Oz ?

Young a dit…

Pour tout t'avouer, en Oz, je suis pas sur... mais si ca t'interesse d'aller a Castres... je connais de bons clients potentiels :)))

Anonyme a dit…

Vachement sympa Dung!!!

Merci pour nous... :]

Anonyme a dit…

Castres ? non ça ira :)) je préfère m'évader de la France ;) !